Jimmy Kimmel took a bold stance on the current state of Donald Trump's presidency, humorously asserting, "We are now at the women-should-smile-more stage of his presidency." This comment came during his late-night show when he focused on Trump’s attempts to divert attention from the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
Kimmel remarked that the Epstein files are a pressing issue that Trump desperately wishes would just fade away. However, Kimmel emphasized that this story is too significant to be ignored, stating, "It’s the kind of story that makes headlines, and he knows that." To divert public interest, he suggested, Trump inundates the media with a barrage of distracting news items.
He pointed out, "There’s only so much we can take in," leading to Trump's strategy of suing multiple parties, including the IRS—"the IRS that he runs"—for a staggering $10 billion. Kimmel quipped, "He’s planning to negotiate a settlement with himself!" He stressed that if any other president had engaged in such actions, it would dominate news cycles for their entire term, yet for Trump, it barely registers as noteworthy this month.
In a later segment, Kimmel discussed a particularly heated exchange during a White House press conference. CNN journalist Kaitlan Collins confronted Trump regarding his justice department's inaction on the Epstein files, asking, "What would you say to the survivors who feel they haven’t gotten justice?" Trump's response was sharp and personal: "You are the worst reporter. CNN has no ratings because of people like you."
Continuing his tirade, Trump commented on Collins’ demeanor, stating, "I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile." Kimmel responded with incredulity at the timing of Trump's remark, suggesting it was profoundly inappropriate to tell a woman to smile while she was addressing serious issues involving Epstein’s victims.
On the opposite side of the late-night landscape, Stephen Colbert addressed the controversy surrounding Bad Bunny’s upcoming Super Bowl halftime performance. He noted that conservative media outlets have been vocal about their discontent, largely because Bad Bunny chose not to include the continental U.S. in his recent tour over concerns about potential ICE raids, and he predominantly performs in Spanish.
Colbert humorously referenced an anonymous NFL player who stated, "I always think it should be an American. I think they’re trying too hard with this international stuff." Colbert fired back, acknowledging that Bad Bunny is indeed an American artist, given his Puerto Rican heritage. He then pointed out that past halftime shows have featured numerous international artists, including Canadian sensation Shania Twain and British legends like the Rolling Stones.
In a twist, Colbert announced that Turning Point USA, a right-wing organization, plans to host an alternative halftime show featuring Kid Rock, playfully noting, "Now, if you want to attend this alternate halftime show, you can’t," since the venue remains unspecified. He cheekily added that this uncertainty aligns perfectly with Kid Rock’s own track record of confusion regarding venues.
Meanwhile, Seth Meyers provided a comedic recap of Trump’s recent meeting with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, joking about Trump’s claim that Modi is "one of my greatest friends." Meyers quipped, "Said Modi: ‘Thank you, that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. We’ve talked like three times.’"
Meyers also commented on Trump’s assertion that Republicans should consider "nationalizing the voting," poking fun at the idea with a reference to Bad Bunny's Grammy win for album of the year, a historic moment being the first Spanish-language album to claim this honor. In another jab, Meyers reflected on Trump’s remarks about crime, sarcastically contrasting Trump's past with the sentiment that Democratic politicians are "soft on crime." He illustrated this point with a photo of Trump’s mugshot, suggesting irony in the statement.
Finally, drawing from a New York Times analysis, Meyers highlighted that the latest batch of Epstein documents released contains over 3 million records, with 5,300 references to Trump. He emphasized that while these mentions exist, they do not necessarily imply wrongdoing on Trump’s part, humorously adding, "Of course, that doesn’t prove anything. I’ve mentioned him way more than 5,300 times, but he’s never been here."
This commentary encapsulates the ongoing tensions and realities of Trump's presidency and how various public figures and entertainers are responding to the complexities of the political landscape.